Saturday evening I will hole up in my little my room with pizza, grape soda, and golden oreos. I will read comic books (am psyched about Final Crisis, first time in years I've cared about a big time crossover). There will be movies and lying on my bed petting Radar, but mostly I will be woofing down painkillers, rub my body with ibuprofen cream, and generously applying band aids of various shapes and sizes...and then I'll jerk off to dirty pictures.
What's that? Didn't think I still had a sex drive? :P
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